I am a fishgod

Phil-blog, part deuce. I couldn’t begin to tell you the URL to my old blog. Those were days of juvenile bliss. You know, I’m all grown up and everything now. Why are you even here? Because I’m incredibly insightful, that’s why. I’m king of insightfulness. If I were a president, I’d be Insightfulham Lincoln. I’m that brother that holds your hand as you walk through that vast desert of introspection. And I shall post interesting fishing stories and incredibly funny/intelligent garbage that I come upon.

Lost children on milk cartons? Come. Take my hand. I’ll show you where the missing children are…

me riding a trout

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About wvangler

Bamboo rodmaker. Prognosticator. Fly Angling Purist S.O.B. Dabble in snowboarding/mountain biking/backpacking. Right Wing Environmentalist. Food Junkie. Hillbilly. Intellectual Geek.

Posted on November 8, 2007, in flatulancy. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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